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Good Songs To Fuck To is a little more punk rock than the other hate fuck trio releases. But it's just as weird. If you're a kid and you're stupid you just might like this. Frontbutt, attack of the growm-ups, uncle tickles me a lot–you think you get the picture. But then again you always do.
$10.00 Fuck it! I'll buy it!

The hate fuck trio's first feature lenght, You Know For Kids. One of the most important albums of all time. This is the best album you'll ever buy from us.
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Ol' Blue Eyes! The hate fuck trio's second record. It's an EP that's 22 min. long and it is not what anyone expected to be the second release. It's all these fucked up Sinatra covers. It ricockulous and it's beautiful punk rock with a seven piece horns section.
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Background music for Three legged tragedies is sure to be a classic. "my dads a fucking alcoholic," "me and jonny" and "boobs a lot" are the hate fuck trio at their best in the early days. To boot the beautiful art work of superman at the A.I.D.s clinic speaks specifically to the tragedy with which all of these songs are concerned: The Third Leg. Its on blue superman vinyl so you can't fucking lose.
$3.00 I have to have it!

Who's the big guy? What does hefty duty mean? I'm so confused. The first tracks ever recorded by the hate fuck trio on red vinyl. What else do you want out of life?
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Bugs gets it on with a poor little real bunny while he's thinking of himself as a woman. It's a classic case of the hate fuck trio's. This comes on a white T and on Grey hoodies.
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The old "you sure do have a purdy mouth" banjo play'n design. Dig in you country loving, truck driving hicks.
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Bert and Ernie fuck'n. Big B. check'n it out. What else would anyone want except for the truth.
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There's a bunch more stickers so we'll just send them to you as a surprise!! God Bless you!

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