amazing photos of gorilla whales, ridiculous people and weirdos! Come one, come all to the freakish freakiness! here is a bunch of pictures so dig in! Try to see what lies beneath the shadows and inbetween the gaps. Read between the lines you lover of secrets. Get to know us. . . and then lean back and close your eyes. . . you're almost there. . . now, there you go! UMMMMMM!
 Here's a foto from the early days. That's sean on the left. he was our first drummer. and that's pete next to him. Pete used to play bass but now he plays with his noodle all day long. jon's behind sam whos beer taste even better on a wide angle lens. |
this is sam's dog "AUTO". there's a song about how he's bit everyone's balls on "good songs to fuck to". |
the infamous band drunk. Our beloved big man is checking out an unsuspecting beauty in Cabo San Lucas. He hasn't even had sex with her yet and he's already light'n up. |
 this is jon! He's a bit fucked in this picture. He plays bass and sings a do-diddy and pisses people off because he's honest! Go figure. |
there's no disguising Eric Melvin from NOFX. Even if you're in some fucked up kereoke bar in Japan at five in the morning. What the hell were we doing at that "Big Gay Party" (Ask the Swing'n Utters. Maybe they know.) |
this is a fucked up animal named Duke. he's half malamute and half golden retrievor. He's dead now and everyone misses him. He was all fucked up and spent most of his time walking around with sticks stuck to the poo on his ass. We loved him. That's why we made a dogumentary called: DUKE? HEAD OR BUTT? OR WHAT? |
 here's where we played in japan. and that's melvins ass your looking at. |
 This is possibly the most amazing picture ever taken of tommy. Who is he? We're still working on that one. We only know that he is our hero. |
 Kazoo from electric summer is looking a little upset after a long mutherfucking night. |
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Heres big Kent being the master at what he does best. |
 auto is unquestionalbly the biggest trouble maker in our band. I'm just glad that stick isn't my leg. |
 mel and fat mike naked, singing and stuff. I'm naked taking the picture. |
yoda and sam at the am/pm. buying beer to sneak into a bar. |
 shaggy from the blastoff heads and or the ramparts trying to fix sam's piece of shit guitar. A little more duct tape always makes it sound better. |
Pete tried to steal this beauty during the delusions of an all nighter. You know he's got good taste because even that late (early??) he tries to steal something that matches his ensamble |
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A classic foto of jonny in front of a markee that actually means hate fuck trio.